Aspiringyouth’s Weblog

today i woke up at 10 after a night of tom snoring (i snore quietly). tom was very awake at 10 this morning but then we both slept until the afternoon, 12,  yes we’re lazy. i like it. then at about 4 we rolled to Bromley  and mooped in uni qlo and then to topshop. yes we are dirty topshop whores, we deny it but its true. tom got excited (not that excited) at the man sale bit and bought a ’short’ (it is short) denim jacket, its snazzy, he also brought a big cow bag that smells nice. i brought lady underclothes that are in no way slaggy. 

to de-topshop ourselves and shake the guilt of buying things we went to buy more things. woo! the pound store is great, i brought some harribo and white chocolate and  educational learning blocks for my niece, which i (actually i did this)- no i did- tom lies. appropriately spelt into the word penis, my brother will love that. o dear. ahhh and the other one brought himself a HAIRY HORRIS! which is long, pink and has eyes. yes the hairy horris has eyes! tom inappropriatley made a dirty joke about it. (i didn’t)

toms mum left us some money for dinner, shes nice, so we went to zizi to get  discounted food. yes we felt cheap but its ok, we’re students and are cheap.  the food was good and creamy. after dinner we brought tickets to go and see kung fu panda at the bromley cinema and bumped into nina who worked there. toms brothers ex girlfriend. we were too early for the film so i brought tom cider from sainsbury’s and we sat in a nearby park near other teenagers who had the same idea as us. to pass the hour we made characters out of the jelly men i’d brought from pound land. 

after the film( which was wicked) we went home. me tom and toms hairy horris. 

(hairy horris is a plastic dogs toy and not a dirty sex object)

This is hairy Horris,i also hasten to add that we didn’t name it, i’ve lost the tag but trust me thats its name.I removed its eyes as they were pretty odd,and now its has some even worse drawn on eyes.Goodnight all,i’ve got work tomorrow at five,i need to do something productive,i may use my gym membership and actually do some exercise. Very doubtful but it  could happen